Just a great game - nuff said. This page contains german language. Doesnt make sence to translate german quotes.

While farming clay:

Me: Ich bin Jens Lehmann, der Elehminator.

Me: Ill be Backstein.

Me: Zu wenig Lehm, das ist hier das Problem. 

Random:

Delwin: Ich hab nen Bogen gefunden! 
Me: Keine Macht dem Bogen! 

Me: Ich bin auf die andere Insel geschwommen und immer nur am Rand entlang. 
    Ich müsste unseren Turm eigentlich gleich wieder sehen. Kannst mir mal sagen wo ich bin? 
Delwin: Alter.. du bist fast eine komplette Map weg.

Some screenshots are coming soon

1. Always carry a sword, a pickaxe, flares and food.
2. Dont look in the face of an Enderman.
3. Go to sleep in your bed to set a respawnpoint.
4. Always mark your ways in caves otherwise you are lost.
5. Save your inventory in chests before you go looting caves. Also take a chest with you.
6. Waterslides with a boat wont work… Your boat will break at corners.
7. If you are building an oven, remember to disable fire spread. Otherwise you are fu**ed.
8. Signs are useful to mark things and ways.
9. Breaking glass will result in a lost piece of glass…
10. You can kill the Enderdragon with snowballs. Dont waste arrows with this annoying bow…
11. Always set up enough flares inside your buildings.
12. Dont try to get a herd of sheep(or pig,cow,chicken) on Xbox One. They will not be saved, even with ropes.
13. Dont set up a netherportal inside your house. I had pigmen walking around in the normal world…
14. Remember your way by checking where the sun goes up and down.
15. Place water with buckets inside a building to move items on the ground. (and annoy your friends)

Coming soon…